O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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