First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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