I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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