Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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