So drunk its hurt
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you told grandpa to call you daddy
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
