this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
