That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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