3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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