i was born a porn star she said
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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