i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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