SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Enjoy the penises
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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