I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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