we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
