So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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