Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
And then he peed in my hair
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