does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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