I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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