seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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