If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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