just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
