Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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