its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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