She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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