I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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