Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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