try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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