You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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