Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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