Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
