I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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