Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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