Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Welp...herpes.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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