Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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