is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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