I feel like abortions should bother me more
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Randomize
