apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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