ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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