he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Floor bacon is actually really good
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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