quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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