Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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