whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
