If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
