Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize