One girl and one boy is just not enough.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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