She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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