is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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