i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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