doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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