is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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