My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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