: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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