yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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