just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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