Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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