So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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